Duck Pond Quotes

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Jarod Kintz

“Sometimes my kitchen sink doubles as a duck pond. Problem is, I can't exactly move my diving board, so I have to relocate Greg Louganis Hour to another slot, like one on the toaster.”
― Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

tags: absurd, dive, diving, duck, duck-farm, duck-farming, duck-pond, ducks, kitchen, surreal

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Jarod Kintz

“Powdered Saxophone Music is now FOR SALE. (Duck pond not included.)”
― Jarod Kintz, A Memoir of Memories and Memes

tags: absurd, duck, duck-pond, ducks, humor, music, saxophone, surreal

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