Elves Crazy Quotes

“Kid, time’s up,” Hunter said to the boy on Santa’s lap.
“I’m not finished!” the boy cried.
Hunter bent over, until their faces were level. The kid reminded him of Cupid,whose chubby face hid a diabolical brain intent on replacing Santa as the most beloved holiday figure. Hunter had lost more than one of his platoon members after they were lured into Cupid’s boiling pots of
chocolate. He’d learned not to trust kids.
“If you don’t want me to slip you a poison gumdrop in your sleep, get off Santa’s lap,” Hunter whispered.
The boy burst into tears.
“Next!” Hunter barked.”
― Lizzy Ford, Santa's Ninja Elves