Erma Bombeck Quotes

“The other night he took me to dinner. We were having a wonderful time when he remarked, "You can certainly tell the wives from the sweethearts."
I stopped licking the stream of butter dripping down my elbow and replied, "What kind of crack is that?”
― Erma Bombeck, At Wit's End

“The grass is always greener on the other side.”
― Erma Bombeck

“I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.”
― Erma Bombeck

“Rome wasn’t built in a day. The same can be said of IDEA furniture.”
― Jillian Van Hefty, Dear Erma Bombeck in Heaven - What the Hell?!