Estate Agents Quotes

“Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.”
― Stephen Fry

“I had entered a world that no one with an evolved sense of joie de vivre would touch with a barge pole - it's called "Joining the Property Market" and it trumps war for stress!”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

“There is no patron saint of estate agents because no estate agent has ever become a saint. There have been saints who were sailors, blacksmiths, soldiers, bakers, teachers, housewives, swineherds, kings even. But in the whole of history, not one estate agent ever became a saint or even a blessed. It makes you think.”
― Frank Cottrell Boyce, Millions: An Unforgettable Novel for Kids (Ages 8-12) about Two Brothers with a Bag of Cash and Fast-Closing Crooks