Ex Cop Quotes

“She wished now she'd brought that vibrator as a flashlight instead of leaving it on the couch.”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“He held up his hand, and in it was...
Oh, God.
The neon-pink vibrator, glowing in the dark now. It was following her, stalking her, all the way down the yellow brick road to hell.”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“He was just drifting off when he heard her soft whisper. "Cooper?"
"Still here." Maybe she'd changed her mind about the sheet. The thought made his body twitch. Yeah, she was going to toss that damn thing aside and roll toward him. She'd wrap that hot little bod tight to his, and he'd ---
"Thank you." Breanne said very quietly.
He blinked. "Thank you? He slid his hand down to cup himself. Still hard. Nope, he hadn't missed anything...”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“If I call him back here," Cooper whispered in her ear, "will you crawl up my body again?”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“No groom.
No electricity.
Stuck in a house with a naked guy.
Screwed.”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue