Facttracker Quotes

“So let's just forget about the whole thing and agree never to speak of it again. And I promise I'll never lie to you again.

Ah, but surely you must be saying, "Hey! Isn't this entire story a work of fiction and therefore one big lie?"

Perhaps. But we already agreed never to speak of it again.”
― Jason Carter Eaton, The Facttracker

“The journey had been long and dangerous, and along the way he had met countless travelers, many of whom were so amazing that they must certainly rank among the most original and memorable characters in the history of recorded literature. Which is why it's so sad that there's no time to describe them.”
― Jason Carter Eaton, The Facttracker

“When nothing worked, he decided the least he could do was pick the yam bits out of his beard. But even the proved fruitless since the bits seemed to find their way into the deepest recesses of the beard, and the just small enough boy quickly grew squeamish. Judge if you must, but if you've ever had to pick yam bits out of an old man's bushy beard, I'm sure you'd forgive him.”
― Jason Carter Eaton, The Facttracker