Fat Jimmy Quotes

“She gave me the dog-eye and moved slightly back.

“Are you concerned about your weight, Fat Jimmy?”

I took a long drag on my cigarette.

“Not at all. My doctor says I’ve got another two stone to go before I’m morbidly obese.”

Fat Jimmy from "Fat Jimmy and the Blind Ballerina" due out Jan 2017”
― Eddie Owens

“They don't want it."

Fat Jimmy

From Fat Jimmy and the Blind Ballerina due out 2017”
― Eddie Owens