Fat Joke Quotes

“I didn’t say she was fat. Just easier to see than most,” Jason said. “I bet even her bath has stretch marks!”
― Mark A. Cooper, Fatal Wrath

“Small people will find your flaw and make it huge; big people will find your flaw and block it out completely, by sitting next to you. Therefore, hang out with big people.:)”
― Shannon L. Alder

“She won't bite," she assured her. "You have too many calories.”
― Adam D. Roberts, Food Person