Felf Flagellation Quotes

“You’ve already got one of those dildos lodged in your arse, haven’t you?” an exasperated Grace asked as she looked around at the collection of adult DVDs, sex toys and underwear. “I’ve lived too long – this all looks really boring to me.” She grinned at du Bois. “Still, must make a pleasant change from the hair shirt and self-flagellation.”
― Gavin G. Smith, A Quantum Mythology