Fezzik Quotes

“Fezzik's in trouble, bubble bubble,
His brain is just not in the pink,
His mind is rubble, rub-a-dub double,
Because everyone needs him to think.”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride

“You're alive!" Fezzik cried.
The man in black sat immobile, like a ventriloquist's dummy, just his mouth moving. "That is perhaps the most childishly obvious remark I have ever come across...”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride

“He's gaining on us," the Turk said. "That is also inconceivable," the Sicilian said. "Before I stole this boat we're in, I made many inquiries as to what was the fastest ship on all of Florin Channel and everyone agreed it was this one." "You're right," the Turk agreed, staring back. "He isn't gaining on us. He's just getting closer, that's all.”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride

“What I'd give for a holocaust cloak, he said then. There we can't help you, Inigo said.
Will this do? Fezzik wondered, pulling out his holocaust cloak.”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride

“You mean you'll forgive me completely for saving your life if I completely forgive you for saving mine?
You're my friend, my only one.
Pathetic, that's what we are, Inigo said.
Athletic.”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride

“You'll pick the wrong one, knowing you...He did pick the wrong one.”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride

“Oh, you stupid, if there's a right way and a wrong way, trust you to find the dumb way.”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride