Fiona Loomis Quotes

“If you name things, then you treat them better.”
― Aaron Starmer, The Riverman

“We were weirdos, Fiona and I. Creative minds like ours were the minds of aliens. And the soul-suckers, the plagiarists, the malicious people like Charlie? They were sapping us. It was our mission to get away from them.”
― Aaron Starmer, The Riverman

“Kilgore here will keep the record straight.”
“Kilgore?”
“The tape recorder. I name things. If you name things, then you treat them better.” Fiona motioned with her chin to a poster tacked to the opposite wall. “Does she have a name?”
“She” was a bikini-clad model spraying a Lamborghini with a garden hose and, no, she didn’t—at least, not one I knew. I lowered my eyes.
“We’ll call her Prudence, then,” Fiona said. “Now whenever you wake up, you can say, ‘Good morning, Prudence, how’s tricks? Still in the car washing game, I see.’”
“‘How’s tricks’?”
“‘How’s things,’” Fiona explained. “Slang from the good ol’ days. I learned it from a kid in a newsie cap.”
“A newsie cap?”
“We’re getting ahead of ourselves.”
― Aaron Starmer, The Riverman

“Maybe someday you'll realize that goodbye can often be the best thing. Even when you're crazy about the person.”
― Aaron Starmer, The Riverman