First Dates Quotes

“I’m—sorry about being a lousy date,” Alec muttered.

“What are you talking about?” Magnus asked. “You’re a fantastic date. You’ve only been here ten minutes, and I already got half of your clothes off.”
― Cassandra Clare, The Course of True Love [and First Dates]

“You never get a second chance to make a first impression. God bless those who see beyond our flaws painted in bold strokes.”
― Nike Thaddeus

“It was time to leave. He was insufferable, had toilet problems, looked demented to begin with, and now he was the accomplice to a cat killer. Yet did I leave? No, I sat there. And I thought, What has happened to me? Why am I not rising up off the sofa? Why am I not leaving?”
― Augusten Burroughs

“Thank you for meeting me. And for not being a serial killer.” I laugh, and take his hand. “Agreed. I was actually planning on being a serial killer but decided against it. My day is kind of full. Meetings.”
― Alessandra Torre, Love in Lingerie

“That was the best first non-date ever."
"It really was, wasn't it?"
"Mhmm. After that, Daniel Day-Lewis was dead to me--- until today, that is. He's totally going at the end of our bed later.”
― Ella Frank, Wrapped Up in You

“Quit hanging out and start dating! The first step to having a great first date is for both people to be aware they are on a date.”
― Kevin Darné, Pump Your Brakes! How To Stop Having Bad First Dates

“We’retryingtopushthroughthepausesandsithere.Andeach second that goes by proves how much we pathetically want the other person. But we aren’t saying that. It’s like, for example, a first date —both parties are already vulnerable because they showed up. But it’s never said. It's so funny. It’s like when people front so much that the room could literally be on fire and they’d be like “Are you hot?” “No, I’m fine, I’m actually kinda cold,” and then they burn to death, never admitting that their faces are literally melting.”
― Karl Kristian Flores, The Goodbye Song