First Times Quotes

“IT SLAPPED MY HAND. I’ve been rejected by the penis.”
― Chloe Seager, Dating Disasters of Emma Nash

“Oh my God. Why did he only have a semi?! Do I not merit a full erection?”
― Chloe Seager, Dating Disasters of Emma Nash

“Firsts, no matter if they are pieces of clothing, or people you love, have a way of forever staying your favourites.”
― Sima B. Moussavian

“Small children can be startled by the most mundane of noises. A car door from a distance can sound like the sky falling down when heard for the very first time.”
― Ulysses Brave, The Wit and Wisdom of Cats & Kittens

“Experiencing something different for the first time is priceless and surprising. Try it yourself.”
― Isaac Nash, The Herok