Freakinghilarious Quotes

“I smelled like an Upper Level demon. Roth was back and he was relatively unharmed. A Lilin had been born. Apparently an orgasm was apocalyptic.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Stone Cold Touch

“God! Oh God!”
I smile as I pick up the pace, “God’s not the one fucking you, baby.”
― Emma Chase, Tangled