Funny And Randomy Quotes

“My! but don't I just love to ride in these things," exulted Pollyanna, with a happy little bounce. "You see I never did before, except the one that ran over me. They put me IN that one after they'd got me out from under it; but of course I didn't know about it, so I couldn't enjoy it. Since then I haven't been in one at all. Aunt Polly doesn't like them.”
― Eleanor H. Porter, Pollyanna Grows Up

“He’s about as confused as a fart in a fan factory”
― Becky Monson, Thirty-Three Going on Girlfriend