Funny Banter Quotes

“-If you're so badass, how come I never heard of you?"
-"I prefer to stay out of the spotlight, unlike some sorceresses I know," she said with a smile as she came to stop in front of him."But I do have a nickname."
-"Hot on a stick?"
-"No."
-"Spanks with magic?"
-"Most definitely not."
-"I know, you must be the famous BJ Swallows."
-"I am going to hurt you.”
― Eve Langlais, A Demon and His Witch

“Jeese…is that really macaroni and cheese?” She says, raising her heavily eye-shadowed lids. “It looks like dog food.” Jason chuckles, throwing a lopsided grin. “You want to try it out on me?” he laughs. “I’ll roll over and be a good boy for you.” Jen punches him on the arm. Her reaction just makes him chortle harder. She’s barely made a mark. “Don’t push your luck Fido!” She snaps, before heading for the chips.”
― Adele Rose, Damned

“You okay?” Rick asked, as he helped her into the back seat of Ripton’s Mercedes and then went around the other side to join her.

“I’m okay. I got shot again.”
“It was a graze. Again.”

“You’re just jealous because you’ve only been roughed up a couple of times.” She patted his thigh.

“Someone will shoot you eventually. I’m sure of it.”
“Mm-hm. Probably you.”
“Probably.”
― Suzanne Enoch, Billionaires Prefer Blondes

“You do that again; you’ll end up losing a limb.”
Meir chuckled. “Oh, feisty.”
― Devanshi Sehra, The Smitten Sky: An Enemies to Lovers Dark Fantasy Romance