Funny Character Quotes

“Lucian. She's not normal. She's got the sex drive of Ursula. I'm so ashamed to say I've faked illnesses and gone to the doctor just to have a doctor's excuse! ~Steve~”
― Lucian Bane, White Knight Dom Academy: The Beginning

“He can blow the flute very well-that 'a can,' said a young married man, who having no individuality worth mentioning was known as 'Susan Tall's husband.”
― Thomas Hardy, Far From the Madding Crowd