Funny Comebacks Quotes

“Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Face-Off

“Oooh, hard to say," Angela sneered behind Kami. "Other than live without magic like everybody els, you loser.”
― Sarah Rees Brennan, Unspoken

“A scarlet flame suffused her face. 'You are very insolent,’ she said, lamely. ‘I’ve often been told so. But I don’t believe it.”
― Rafael Sabatini, Scaramouche

“You know I never really understood that expression. Seriously. If someone says they're going to open up a can of whup ass on you, it means someone out there is canning whup ass. Truth be told, that's the guy I'd be most afraid of." Medea”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dragonsworn

“Fuck that, go lay an egg, I’m next.”
― H.S. Crow