Funny Haha Quotes

“Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!”
― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

“Do you think the Bible is accurate? I mean, do you think it's real?"

"I think Pastor Calvin is hot. In a fortysomething way. That pretty much sums up my religious conviction.”
― Becca Fitzpatrick