Funny Kids Quotes

“I wonder why Steven wasn’t at swimming club tonight?” Archie asked.
“He’s caught bronchitis,” Mrs Akran said.
Imran thought for a second before replying. “I would like to catch a dinosaur too. I wonder what he feeds it?”
Archie looked at his friend his face looked as if he was in pain before he burst out laughing. “Imran you’re tragic. Bronchitis is like a bad cold it’s not a type of dinosaur.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Archie Wilson & The Beasts of Loch Ness

“What did you want me to do? Ask him for money?”
― Mariana Zapata, Wait for It