Funny Mistakes Quotes

“Skulduggery stood among the ruins of what had once been a sofa. Valkyrie raised an eyebrow.

'I was trying to make up the sofa bed so you could get some rest,' he explained, and pointed to the second sofa across the room. 'Unfortunately, it would appear that that is the sofa bed, and this, apparently, is just a sofa.”
― Derek Landy, Death Bringer

“It’ll just be me and you and the twenty tennis balls that we will have nearby in case you decide to keep sending them flying into the river.”
― Grace Hitchcock, Hearts of Gold Collection