Funny Words Quotes

“When in doubt dance out”
― Miley Cyrus

“Oh dear Sunday, I am so happy that I want your entire wisdom at my dinner table.”
― Santosh Kalwar

“bubbies”
― Georgia Fox, The Virgin Proxy

“Like some huge, mutant chicken–I sat there hatching a gas-egg the size of a planet.”
― Ferguson Fartworthy, How My Gas Made Me Famous

“Amy Bellini and Sasha Tibbles traipsed down the aisle and wriggled into the back seat, Amy right next to me. Her damp brown hair flicked in my face as she turned to make herself more comfortable. I didn’t mind. I wouldn’t admit this to ANYONE, but I think she’s not quite as weird as the rest of the girls.”
― Ferguson Fartworthy, How My Gas Made Me Famous

“The third boat was quite pretty, too...this one was an Adirondack fishing boat, and even though it was only half finished, I could picture Jay Gatsby in it, casting a line over the side while he yearned for that shallow tramp, Daisy.”
― Kristan Higgins, All I Ever Wanted

“A woman appeared and began to generate tea and coffee”
― Max Barry, Lexicon

“Mum insists on calling Sat Nav "the Talking Map," like she's a medieval peasant who believes in witchcraft.”
― Marian Keyes, The Mystery of Mercy Close