Futurama Quotes

“When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.”
― Matt Groening

“Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!”
― Matt Groening

“If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate”
― Futurama

“You watched it! You can't unwatch it!”
― Matt Groening

“One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!”
― Matt Groening

“Feministas unite!”
― Leela

“I hate everyone who loves me and they hate me too.”
― Bender Bending Rodriguez

“Bender: Ah, the crossbow. A pitiless, elegant killing machine. The Bender of the 15th century.

Fry: Not big enough. We need something that can take out an entire army. Something you could commit a war crime with--”
― Futurama

“You know what the worst thing about being a slave is? They make you work all day but they don't pay you or let you go.”
― Philip J. Fry

“I say the world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force!”
― Bender Bending Rodriguez

“You know what else sucks about being a slave? The hours.”
― Philip J. Fry

“You know what else stinks about being a slave? The hours.”
― Philip J. Fry