Gaede Quotes
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“A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.”
― Why God Doesn't Exist
― Why God Doesn't Exist
“A mathematician is a magician who converts adjectives into nouns: continuous into continuum, infinite into infinity, infinitesimal into location, 0D into point, 1D into line, curved into geodesic...”
― Why God Doesn't Exist
― Why God Doesn't Exist
“Extinction catches Man by surprise because no one can even imagine that such a catastrophe can happen to an intelligent species.”
― Why God Doesn't Exist
― Why God Doesn't Exist
“A mathematician says that an electromagnetic wave travels from Andromeda to your eye and that it also extends from Andromeda to your eye.”
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“Whereas a novice makes moves until he gets checkmated (proof), a Grand Master realizes 20 moves in advance that it’s futile to continue playing (conceptualizing).”
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“If you can't illustrate 'it', 'it' doens't belong in Physics as a noun! You can't put an article in front. You can't put a verb after!”
― Why God Doesn't Exist
― Why God Doesn't Exist
“A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.”
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“A mathematician is an individual who constructs space with 0D particles and then places a bowling ball on this invisible canvas to explain how gravity works.”
― Why God Doesn't Exist
― Why God Doesn't Exist
“A mathematician tells you that the wall of warped space prevents the Moon from flying out of its orbit yet can't tell you why an astronaut can go back and forth across that same space.”
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“Survivalist without a cause is a hunter. Prepper without a cause is a gardener.”
― Why God Doesn't Exist
― Why God Doesn't Exist
“A mathematician is an individual who proves his beliefs with equations.”
― Why God Doesn't Exist
― Why God Doesn't Exist
“A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.”
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“A mathematician makes plans to travel backwards in time through a wormhole to a parallel universe when he can't even make it to Mars with the fastest rocket on hand today.”
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“College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.”
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