Gaining Weight Quotes

“Twenty years is a while. They were both older, fatter, and sadder--"which is the general trajectory"--and that was a nice couple of days.”
― Colson Whitehead, Harlem Shuffle

“How is it that food STILL contains calories that make you gain weight in the 21st CENTURY?! It’s like scientists aren’t even trying!”
― Comic Strip Mama

“In my experience women can balloon for no reason at all.”
― Sol Luckman, Cali the Destroyer

“I don't know why weighing 140 pounds means I'm middle-aged, but it does. It is a magic number. A matronly number. More important than wishing young people would get their hair out of their eyes and more important than thinking Green Day sounds banal and that MTV is too sexist. If I could lose ten pounds, then maybe I could put off middle age for a while. But the thought of dieting, of thinking of food all the time, seems like too much to contemplate.”
― Maureen F. McHugh