Garfield Quotes

“If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen ”
― Jim Davis

“In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.”
― Jim Davis, In Dog Years I'd Be Dead: Garfield at 25

“Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you!
Garfield: Feed me.”
― Jim Davis

“There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT!

Garfield, the cat.”
― Jim Davis

“Take for example the commencement address he [James Garfield] delivered at his alma mater Hiram College in the summer of 1880. ... The only thing stopping this address from turning into a slacker parable is the absence of the word 'dude'.”
― Sarah Vowell, Assassination Vacation

“I so much despise a man who blows his own horn, that I go to the other extreme.”
― Candice Millard, Destiny of the Republic: A Tale of Madness, Medicine and the Murder of a President

“Diet is die with a T!”
― Jim Davis, Volume One