Gift Basket Quotes

“Yes, well, we figured you wouldn't have anything in the house, so these are things at the very minimum we thought you would need."
I scan the basket, which, among other things, contains a pot of wild boar paté, a jar of organic Manuka honey, a package each of wild Scottish smoked salmon and venison salami, a tube of geranium and neroli hand lotion, and a lamb's wool hot water bottle cover.
"Yeah, it looks like you covered the basics...”
― Dana Bate, Too Many Cooks