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Girl Logic Quotes

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“I have to stop myself once an hour and remind myself that the universe isn't against me. That the woman in front of me in line at CVS didn't wake up and think, "I'm gonna make Iliza's life miserable today." (Honestly? Try as I might, I do believe there is a secret meeting in Los Angeles every morning at five where people gather and get their "Annoyance Assignments" for the day. I bet people are given tasks like, "just get in your car and drive on the freeway, any freeway; do whatever you can do to create more traffic and not contribute to society. Oh, and make sure that when your car breaks down, you never push it off to the shoulder." Or the people at the airport who don't know the rules. You know the ones. It's like, "WE ARE IN A TSA LINE! YES, YOU HAVE TO THROW OUT YOUR FUCKING WATER! YOU HAVE HAD TO THROW IT OUT FOR THE PAST SIXTEEN YEARS, TODAY ISN'T ANY DIFFERENT! THERE IS STILL A WAR ON TERROR!")”
Iliza Shlesinger, Girl Logic: The Genius and the Absurdity

“that’s the great part of Girl Logic: it’s nudges is to push yourselves, question what we want, and refine our own ideas about what will make us happier, better people”
Iliza Shlesinger, Girl Logic: The Genius and the Absurdity

“just because you took on Oprah and Deepak’s Twenty-One-Day Meditation Experience and only got through day three doesn’t mean you failed; it means you are three days closer to being the person you wanted to be... or thought you wanted to be”
Iliza Shlesinger, Girl Logic: The Genius and the Absurdity