God Is A Robot Quotes

“Speaking of welding torches... there’s one heading our way!’

The Nursebot was not wrong. Coming for them with the calculated patience of a Grim Reaper on rollerblades was the greatest wildfire the trio had ever seen. Burning in a mischievous cobalt-blue flame that straightforwardly spelled “chemical fire”, the all-consuming flames had cornered them by the unopenable hatch, within an inch of their lives.

‘We’re all going to die!’ wined 22-8, cradling his coppery head. ‘We’re done for!’

‘I thought you social robots were built with problem-solving code,’ said Floater, hovering as close to the ceiling as possible.

‘Yes, well. My problem-solving code took too much space on the disk,’ said 22-8 morosely.

Floater shook his head in disbelief. ‘So you deleted it? To make room for what?’

22-8 lowered his head and whispered something that sounded very much like “dank memes” before falling silent.”
― Louise Blackwick, God is a Robot