Goldilocks Quotes

“The first bowl of chocolate pudding was too hot, but Goldilocks ate it all anyway because, hey, it's chocolate pudding, right?”
― Mo Willems, Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs

“But after being on the run I've learned a life spent creating enemies isn't worth leading. Having allies is the best advantage in the world.”
― Chris Colfer, The Enchantress Returns

“Bring a sword to school. Trust me-those girls will leave you alone.”
― Chris Colfer, The Enchantress Returns

“Then find out what your sword is - find your own advantage - and wear it proudly.”
― Chris Colfer, The Enchantress Returns

“Goldilocks and the Three Bears: No one ever questions why the Papa Bear and Mama Bear slept in separate beds. What was going on in that marriage? More backstory needed.”
― Jim Gaffigan

“But Goldilocks, like many freaks, Does not appreciate antiques.”
― Roald Dahl, Revolting Rhymes

“I don’t mind sharing, but he’s really too small to fit into my stuff, and Valen’s are a little too tight. Maybe now he’ll have some that fit just right. Fucking Goldilocks.”
― Rory Miles, Twilight Terrors

“Why the scientists chose to genetically modify bears rather than any other animal remains unclear—beyond the simple realisation that pressing the Caps Lock key does not require opposable thumbs.”
― Khira Allen, Glass Slipper Equinox

“No matter the place, war looks, smells, and sounds the same. Wars also wreak the same turmoil. Grief and heartache. Starvation and desperation”
― N.D. Jones, Bearly Gold: A Goldilocks and the Three Bears Reimagining

“What an idiot I am. I created a pact with children. Not even a blood pact but a vow that yields nothing for my kettle or Wake. A vow born of weakness. But a vow all the same. I will not fail them, no matter the cost.”
― N.D. Jones, Bearly Gold: A Goldilocks and the Three Bears Reimagining

“No mission ever mattered. They were all inconsequential except as the most direct route to retirement. Then a small human girl held my hand and looked at me without an ounce of fear but with pounds of faith.”
― N.D. Jones, Bearly Gold: A Goldilocks and the Three Bears Reimagining

“Too many chili peppers. Yuck. Why would someone use so many? Is it a bear thing?”
― N.D. Jones, Bearly Gold: A Goldilocks and the Three Bears Reimagining

“We should probably consider locking the door from time to time,” Eli pointed out with a shrug, looking more curious than angry, deeply inhaling the enticing scent. “That is a delicious smelling intruder.”
― Colette Rhodes, Gilded Mess

“Can we keep her?” Eli asked eagerly.

“You want to keep the girl that smells like marijuana and tears?” I replied drolly. And Seth’s body wash, my mind supplied unhelpfully.

“Why don’t we wake her up first?” Seth muttered, his nose twitching.

“Great idea. I’ll lick her face,” Eli responded, more dog than bear.

“You will not,”
― Colette Rhodes, Gilded Mess