Google Quotes

“Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.”
― Neil Gaiman

“[Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively]
"Don't they teach you anything in your schools?"
"Not about this."
"Pity. I suppose that's what comes of your main education flowing from Google.”
― Rachel Caine, Feast of Fools

“You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers.”
― Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

“I googled “what to do when your future werewolf mate / boyfriend /best friend courts you and brings you a dead rabbit.”

First, there was a lot of porn. Then I found a recipe for Maltese rabbit stew. It was delicious. The stew, not the porn. The porn was weird.    ”
― T.J. Klune, Wolfsong

“If you can spell "Nietzsche" without Google, you deserve a cookie.”
― Lauren Leto

“I had been hobbled, perhaps even crippled by a pervasive internet society I had come to depend on and take for granted... hit enter and let Google, that twenty-first century Big Brother, take care of the rest.

In the Derry of 1958, the most up-to-date computers were the size of small housing developments, and the local paper was no help. What did that leave? I remembered a sociology prof I’d had in college - a sarcastic old bastard - who used to say, When all else fails, give up and go to the library.”
― Stephen King, 11/22/63

“I did Google him, you know."
"Oh, so you GOOGLED him Oh, well, that changes everything then, doesn't it? What could I possibly worry about now that I know you've conducted such a thorough Internet search?”
― Alyson Noel, Fated

“In the Information Age, the first step to sanity is FILTERING. Filter the information: extract for knowledge.

Filter first for substance. Filter second for significance. These filters protect against advertising.

Filter third for reliability. This filter protects against politicians.

Filter fourth for completeness. This filter protects against the media.”
― Marc Stiegler, David's Sling

“All of a sudden, we’ve lost a lot of control,’ he said. ‘We can’t turn off our internet; we can’t turn off our smartphones; we can’t turn off our computers. You used to ask a smart person a question. Now, who do you ask? It starts with g-o, and it’s not God…”
― Steve Wozniak

“My Google-fu is strong.”
― China Miéville, Kraken

“Google dress code was: "You must wear something".”
― Eric Schmidt, How Google Works

“I wondered and I prayed and I Googled.”
― Jennifer Lynn Barnes, Enthralled: Paranormal Diversions

“God bless this encyclopedic Mr. Google, whoever he was.”
― Jason Heller, Taft 2012

“Well, this was disappointing. I supposed I had jumped to a rather large conclusion, with the help of my research. It just went to show that Wikipedia was a liar and Google a whore.”
― Maggie Stiefvater

“Trivia are not knowledge. Lists of facts don't comprise knowledge. Analyzing, hypothesizing, concluding from data, sharing insights, those comprise knowledge. You can't google for knowledge.”
― Elaine Chaika

“America pays defense contractors to build aircraft carriers. Google pays brilliant programmers to do whatever the hell they want.”
― Robin Sloan, Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore

“I killed the Google Alert I used to have on myself two years ago. I don’t need any more information about myself. I get more than enough of that just by being me.”
― Lev Grossman

“My guess is (it will be) about 300 years until computers are as good as, say, your local reference library in search.”
― Craig Silverstein (Director of Technology, Google.com)

“We designed Google to be the kind of place where the kind of people we wanted to work here would work for free.
- Urs Hölzle”
― Steven Levy, In the Plex: How Google Thinks, Works, and Shapes Our Lives

“One of the curiosities of the early twenty-first century is the way so much power over social relations came into the hands of young men with more interest in numbers than in people.”
― Nicholas Carr, Superbloom: How Technologies of Connection Tear Us Apart

“Sundar Pichai's ability to foster rapid innovation while maintaining such a sense of calm is truly remarkable”
― Daniel Vincent Kramer

“Stay branded! Stay alive!! Stay visible!!!”
― Utibe Samuel Mbom, Your Clients and You

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― Smithsonian Institution, Foods of the Americas: Native Recipes and Traditions

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― Smithsonian Institution, Foods of the Americas: Native Recipes and Traditions

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― Smithsonian Institution, Foods of the Americas: Native Recipes and Traditions

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― Smithsonian Institution, Foods of the Americas: Native Recipes and Traditions

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― Smithsonian Institution, History: The Definitive Visual Guide

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― Smithsonian Institution, Foods of the Americas: Native Recipes and Traditions

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― Smithsonian Institution, Foods of the Americas: Native Recipes and Traditions

“Well it's not possible to win this kind of thing. This is a continuous striving that people have done for a long time. Of course, there is many individual battles that we win, but it is the nature of human beings that human beings lie and cheat and deceive and organized groups of people who do not lie and cheat and deceive find each other and get together... and because they have that temperament, are more efficient. Because they are not lying and cheating and deceiving each other. And that is an old, a very old struggle between opportunists and collaborators. And so I don't see that going away. I think we can make some significant advances and it is perhaps, it is the making of these advances and being involved in that struggle that is good for people. So the process is in part the end game. It's not just to get somewhere in the end, rather this process of people feeling that it is worthwhile to be involved in that sort of struggle, is in fact worthwhile for people.”
― Julian Assange, When Google Met Wikileaks