Got Him Quotes

“You know, it's a little sad when you have to explain the punch line of a joke, Chan."
"I only explain my jokes," I retort, in the haughtiest tone I can muster, "to those too stupid to get them.”
― Keshe Chow, Strange Familiars

“Your excuse of needing to use the loo? It’s particularly piss-poor.” He stares up at me, open-mouthed, while I continue. “Perhaps, if you ate some actual food, you’d find it easier to control your bowels.”
― Keshe Chow, Strange Familiars

“Rules are in place for the good of society,” I add, knowing in this moment we’ve won.
My father’s face goes red as he stares me down. “What have you done?”
Dr. Walsh steps forward again. “Nothing illegal, I assure you. You know as well as I that some children just outgrow their parents.”
― Dana Swift, When Dealing With Dragons