Greeting Cards Quotes

“Greeting cards routinely tell us that everybody deserves love. No. Everybody deserves clean water. Not everybody deserves love all of the time.”
― Zadie Smith, White Teeth

“You’re too much of a bitch to go gently into that good night.”
“You should put that on a greeting card.”
― SE Zbasnik, Dwarves in Space 2: Family Matters

“For instance, the cards that I wrote for the company's 'I'd Like to Declare My Confused and Ambiguous Fondness for You' line were all notorious failures, some of which were blamed as the single direct cause of several nasty divorces, and some of their purchasers had actually taken the effort to discover the identity of their anonymous author, sending me hate mail, dead fish, and poorly wrapped, oil-stained packages emitting ticking noises.”
― Dexter Palmer, The Dream of Perpetual Motion