Gremlins Quotes

“Six flights up I smelled it. Faint at first and then gradually stronger - the eye-watering stench of fermented sugar. I felt like I was walking into a distillery, and that clued me in as to who we were visiting. [...] I'm still waiting for some brave soul to start marketing Gremlin Piss Schnapps.”
― Kelly Meding, Three Days to Dead

“I am still bullied occasionally. However, none of my current bullies really exist. They’re all in my head. Be your own best friend instead of your worst enemy.”
― Abiola Abrams, The Sacred Bombshell Handbook of Self-Love

“Stalking
the dusty curio-aisles of
some crazy Asian market,
“Jezus,” you say
to your buddy,
“we should ask that dude
which aisle the fucking
Gremlins are on…”
― Hosho McCreesh, A Deep and Gorgeous Thirst

“Gravity? It’s not physics. It’s conditional. You believe in yourself, you stay upright. Start second-guessing, and you’re surprisingly buoyant while a gremlin critiques your life choices.”
― R.P. Gage, Noetic Gravity