Gun Quotes Quotes

“If you're one of those delusional 2nd Amendment types who believes you and your trailer park 'militia' might need to take on the Army, the Navy, the 101st Airborne and SEAL Team 6; not only should you be denied the right to bear arms -- but the right to your belt & shoelaces as well ... 'cause you're stark, ravin' batshit!!!”
― Quentin R. Bufogle

“Guns make losers feel like winners. That's why people who suck at life don't want to give up their guns.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert: Comics, Deep Thoughts and Quotable Quotes

“Daily mass killings are a uniquely American problem, because in America every halfwit can get his hands on a gun. You know what angry halfwits do in other countries? They throw potatoes.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert: Comics, Deep Thoughts and Quotable Quotes

“We don't have a gun problem; we have a math problem: ZERO GUNS = ZERO GUN-RELATED DEATHS.”
― Quentin R. Bufogle

“If you're afraid to leave the house unless you're armed, you don't need a gun, you need a psychiatrist.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert: Comics, Deep Thoughts and Quotable Quotes

“He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. (Unless the other guy has a gun!)”
― Quentin R. Bufogle

“Before you're allowed to own a .44, your IQ should be higher than .44.”
― Quentin R. Bufogle, Horse Latitudes

“MY ASS IS WORTH MORE THAN YOUR INCONVENIENCE ... that's my response to anyone opposed to universal background checks. If Ted Nugent has to wait three days because his wife wants a Howitzer for the backyard -- tough shit! If a background check keeps ONE gun out of the hands of ONE maniac thereby saving MY ass, it's worth it. May sound a bit selfish, but I'd hope you're equally fond of your own ass.”
― Quentin R. Bufogle, Horse Latitudes

“Remember: Guns don't kill! -- The dimwits who insist EVERYONE should have the right to own 'em do!”
― Quentin R. Bufogle

“She looked down at the gun, harmless in its quiet. Asleep.”
― R.J. Lawrence, The Xactilias Project

“Why ban guns? Let's give everyone a rocket launcher! What could possibly go wrong?”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert: Comics, Deep Thoughts and Quotable Quotes

“If you need anti-tank guns, bazookas or semi-automatic weapons to defend yourself, it's time to think about moving to a better neighborhood.”
― Quentin R. Bufogle, KING OF THE NEW YORK STREETS

“Load your gun with bullets to fire and load your life with wisdom to be weird”
― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“This whole "good guy with a gun stopping a bad guy with a gun" fantasy is pure, steamin' bullshit served up for a bunch of gun-humpin' imbeciles.

As we ALL should've learned by now, before that bad guy gets snuffed, a whole lot of innocents are gonna die. What other life-threatening situation would we approach in such an ass-backwards mannner?

Why this idiotic notion that it's somehow easier to stop a shooter in mid-rampage rather than using every available precaution to ensure that gun never finds its way into their hands in the first place?”
― Quentin R. Bufogle

“LOVE IS ONE AMONG THE GREATEST GUNS;
FAILURE IS ONE AMONG THE GREATEST GUNS;
NONVIOLENCE IS ONE AMONG THE GREATEST GUNS;
LAW IS ONE AMONG THE GREATEST GUNS;
TRUTH IS ONE AMONG THE GREATEST GUNS;
EDUCATION IS ONE AMONG THE GREATEST GUNS”
― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“If prayer is the most effective way to prevent mass shootings, how come no one ever brings Rosary Beads to a gunfight?”
― Quentin R. Bufogle

“As injustice is being served, Chicago continues to see increases in shootings, proving even if to elect “the right” person, any promises to curb violence would not be accomplished”
― Alex Mel