Guy Talk Quotes

“So what are you guys doing?" Deacon sat beside them. He pulled his physics book from under Mark's bed.
"Having guy talk," Mark said.
Brandon snorted.
"No, really. I read an article in Time about how guys share their feelings and whatever now. As long as we mention the name of a sports team once in this conversation, we're totally manly. Also, erogenous zones are science.”
― Lisa Henry, Brandon Mills versus the V-Card

“Love? Dude. It’s like a fart. You don’t even know it's happening, but all of a sudden,it crawls up the crack of your ass and then the stink hits you.”
― Ann Everett, Tell Me a Secret

“Orange is the New Black is a really boring porn.”
― Mitty Walters

“Bastian cleared his throat. Looked off to the distance. "Moot point. Look, I get why she did what she did. But it's that she didn't tell me, even after we..." He stopped.
"Made sweet, sweet love?" Ethan yelped as Bastian made best use of his telekinesis. "Easy, bud. Take it out on your lady love, not me.”
― Sophie H. Morgan, The Witch Is Back