Hamster Quotes

“The problem with working, I mean not self-employed, is that you have to get up and routinely do something that you do not want to do, plus you get talked down to, ordered around by twats, you know you are better than. In reality, you are no better than a slave, no better than a hamster running on a wheel. You could say the hamster likes to run on the wheel, the hamster runs on the wheel by choice. But do not forget, the hamster is always in a cage, and will never be anything else, but a hamster running on a wheel inside a cage, unless it escapes the cage.”
― Robert Black

“Oh my gosh! I was a hamster on the conditioned wheel of self-improvement.
I never truly respected or valued my uniqueness as a human being. I never felt that I was a beautiful rose in life’s garden, because I spent my life comparing myself to other, brighter, multicoloured species, and they often made me look dull.”
― Penny De Villiers, The Woman Who Came Home

“No radio, no telephone,” Melinda observed. “No mod cons whatsoever in Hloubetin, are there.”
“We have a hamster,” Jacob said.
“Not traditionally considered an amenity.”
― Caleb Crain, Necessary Errors

“I just remembered. My hamster is loose.”
“Is that a thing to say to a nice girl?”
― Caleb Crain, Necessary Errors