Hardison Quotes

“You need to own your feelings. Get more comfortable expressing yourself."

"How about I express you out the nearest window?”
― Greg Cox, The Bestseller Job

“Feel the power of the Dark Side," he murmured.

"Always," Parker said.”
― Greg Cox, The Bestseller Job

“Parker and Hardison look like they're having a good time."

"I see," Nate said. "Should we be worried?”
― Greg Cox, The Bestseller Job

“I can follow pretty much every programming language out there, I can make a two-hundred-year-old diary out of some really nasty ingredients, I can even make sense out of the instruction booklets that come with IKEA furniture, but I can*not* make heads or tails of this nonsense right here.”
― Keith R.A. DeCandido, The Zoo Job

“Hardison held up a gigantic bag that Parker could have used as a dress. "I picked up all sorts of things," he said with a smile. "I grabbed the entire run of Chew, and I savaged the first trade paperback for the Magic: The Gathering comic, signed by the writer, no less.”
― Matt Forbeck, The Con Job

“Standing exposed on a rooftop, with no railing and the wind whipping about him, threatening to pull him flailing and screaming to the ground? That held no interest for him.”
― Matt Forbeck, The Con Job

“They gave the world some of its finest heroes. Saving them's the least we can do.”
― Matt Forbeck, The Con Job