Hecklers Quotes

“HECKLER: Say something funny!

COMEDIAN: I don't do requests.”
― J. Ross Clara, Citations: A Brief Anthology

“COMEDIAN: [...] What is it you do for a living?

HECKLER: I mind my own business.

COMEDIAN: Self-employed, eh? No really, what do you do?

HECKLER: I try not to "do.”
― J. Ross Clara, Citations: A Brief Anthology

“The best way of knowing to hack your hecklers is to know Sir Barack Obama”
― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“I bend arrows into ornaments,
heckles only tickle my soul.
I turn junk into jewel,
I reclaim the fakes as fuel.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Iftar-e Insaniyat: The First Supper

“More filth you cook, more untouchable I become - more accusations you invent, more impossible I become.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Tierra Carta: Naskar Charter of Earth