Historical Undead Quotes

“One should never giggle in handcuffs unless one were naked. I was sure I'd read that rule somewhere.”
― Suzanne Johnson, Pirate's Alley

“I believe he's been asked to testify today," I told Lennox, who'd continued to track Truman's progress through the room. "He's a member of the historical undead, Truman Capote, the author. He wrote Breakfast at Tiffany's and In Cold Blood."...
"Hi, Truman, you're sitting next to me," I said, pulling out his chair. I figured after he'd asked me to suck on his cherry, we should be on a first-name basis.”
― Suzanne Johnson, Pirate's Alley