Hollywood Girlfriend Quotes

“How is having sex with her for real, going to make me feel any less nervous about faking it up in front of ten sodding cameramen later on?”
― Jimmy Tudeski, Hollywood Girlfriend

“It's weird, because if it's an acceptance letter, then I'm supposed to look happy for her, yet if it's a rejection, I've got to cuddle her and pretend I'm not happy about it, yet in my head, I know it's all the other way around for me.”
― Jimmy Tudeski, Hollywood Girlfriend

“It's just crazy, isn't it? Here she sits at a table, like butter wouldn't melt, yet in my ear, I'm the one that's melting like butter!”
― Jimmy Tudeski, Hollywood Girlfriend

“Seriously, so many times I've heard women talk about fast men unsatisfying them in the bedroom because they ejaculate too quickly, yet it seems now, if you don't ejaculate quick enough, then they will feel insecure about it instead. I don't get it - Too quick, you're rubbish, yet too long, then you're making them feel bad.”
― Jimmy Tudeski, Hollywood Girlfriend