Homicidal Maniacs Quotes

“We're all leaving now", Blue Eyes whispered to her. "Together. Out the front door. Scream, and we'll kill you here and now.
"Or later", Willow suggested nervously. "Later would be a big improvement on that idea. We could meet back here in, say, an hour, and you can exhibit your homicidal tendencies then, okay? That would be way better for us.”
― Christopher Golden, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Vol. 2

“I don’t know, man.” He reached into his inside pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes.

“Ew!” I recoiled. “You smoke?”

“Only when I drink,” he said, reaching for a lighter, “or when I’m seriously depressed.”

I snatched the pack away. “These will kill you, and you don’t want that.”

“Yeah?” he said sarcastically. “How should I get myself killed then?”

“You could hang out with me some more,” I suggested. “I attract homicidal maniacs like mosquitoes, baby.”
― Kyra Davis, Lust, Loathing and a Little Lip Gloss