Homor Quotes

“If you want the law to leave you alone, keep your hair trimmed and your boots shined.”
― Louis L'Amour, The Man Called Noon

“-What is your contribution to society?
-I mind my own business and I always know when to shut the fuck up.”

*Gets Nobel Prize*
If two people are happy together, just leave them alone.”
― Eyden I., Woman's Book: Only For Men

“Warm chairs. I don't know, like I'm sitting on someone's leftover germs.”
― James Brandon, Ziggy, Stardust and Me

“We all have had our share of broken promises.. Learn from those who do not honor their words and put your focus on "Being Honorable" ~bns”
― Bluenscottish

“a guitar store is the only place in the known universe where a guy will allow himself to shop like a woman”
― Tim Brookes, Guitar: An American Life

“If you can identify humor in problems then you will have less difficulties in solving them... Most importantly, "you should be able to laugh on yourself".”
― honeya

“You can have a lot of fun with rhinos”
― Wilkie Martin, Inspector Hobbes and the Curse

“I always comb my hair before i went to sleep at night. Why? Because if i don't wake up in the next day, at least i look good”
― Acha Salim

“Conceive, believe, achieve.

“The idea is not to live forever;
it is to create something that will.”
- ANDY WARHOL”
― Larry A. Glanz, The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor

“Every Thick woman say yes on solid and balance shoes sole for a firm legs.”
― Nozipho N Maphumulo