Homosexual Panic Quotes

“I wouldn't want to fuck you if you had a ten inch knob made of gold and your arsehole was the gate to Nirvana. I can't be friends with you because you're a gibbering twatwaffle, not because I would ever, in a million years, want to shag you. Get over yourself!”
― FayJay, The Student Prince

“He's freaked out. The bullets and the near-assassination and the fiery gas stations were okay, but the hand-holding freaked him out.”
― Jane Seville