How To Be Dead Quotes

“Dave grimaced. 'Cheesecake for breakfast?'

'What's the problem? It's dairy and cereal. It's practically a bowl of cornflakes.”
― Dave Turner

“Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten.”
― Dave Turner

“Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat?”
― Dave Turner

“Dave gazed at Melanie like Professor Brian Cox eyeing up a particularly thought-provoking mountain range.”
― Dave Turner

“Being a grown up was rubbish, Dave decided.”
― Dave Turner