Humor Irony Quotes

“I will be a Friend to you, and you shall take care of my Linen”
― Samuel Richardson, Pamela

“The taxi driver felt that it was a good observation, and said he was planning to build for the future, too: he had some money on the horses, and if he won, he would buy his own taxicab, and really do well.

I felt very sorry. I told him that betting on the horses was a bad idea, but he insisted it was the only way he could do it. He had such good intentions, but his method was going to be luck.

I wasn't going to go on philosophizing, so he took me to a place where there was a steel band playing some great calypso music, and I had an enjoyable afternoon.”
― Richard Feynman

“Diberi paha minta pelir. Diberi pelir minta buntut. Diberi buntut minta cinta. Diberi cinta minta hati dan dia wajar mati!”
― Syaihan Syafiq, BISIK

“Would you really have...?” said Julien.
“Almost certainly,” I said. “I have deep-seated problems with authority figures.”
“But you are one!”
“I know! I can only assume the universe has a really mean sense of humour.”
― Simon R. Green, The Bride Wore Black Leather

“she hadn't listened.she never did.maybe she did deserve to die after all, if nothing else, then just for her sheer stupidity.and for the way she'd treated James too”
― Elle Aycart, More than Meets the Ink

“...en este cochino mundo donde se pudre todo, empezando por la belleza y acabando por la memoria.”
― Carlos Ruiz Zafón

“...because I really haven't even done drugs, and she kept looking at me like maybe I was lying just to get her out of there. So finally I said that yes, okay. I'd smoked pot a few times, and that seemed to make her happy. Like it's not possible that there's a kid om this planet who hasn't smoked pot. Moron. "How abour glue?" she askes me. I nodded, and she lit up like a Chtistmas tree. At least until I said, "I used to eat paste. In kindergarten. Bad habit. I totally gave it up, though, I swear. It didn't mix with the apple juice so well.”
― Ford Michael Thomas

“The life of Mr/Ms Everyperson in three words: "Pass the remote.”
― self, Frank Raymond

“Who doth molest my contemplation?”
― William Shakespeare

“. . .and one evening she came across him in the middle of the Maidaguri road, where he lay, his face in the dust, in the midst of a group of natives who were laughing with that light, eternal laughter which is their way of enduring all things.”
― Romain Gary, The Roots of Heaven