Humorous Book Quotes

“The last time I was this confused I was watching a Fassbinder film.”
― Ken O'Neill, The Marrying Kind

“Two weeks.  He’d only been here two weeks.  Five weeks ago, he was a cop.  Now he was staring at the manicured toes of a pretty decent looking cougar as they swayed back and forth three feet off the ground.  She was wearing that light blue silk robe.  Maybe it was silk.  He didn’t really have a clue.  But she had looked good in it.”
― Matt Orlando, Westgate: A Nick Marino Mystery

“Shel Silverstein:
"...Put something silly into the world.”
― Candy Carlile, I Left My Brain at School: Poems for Kids

“Put something silly into the world."
Shel Silverstein”
― Shel Silverstein