Humorous Conversation Quotes

“Justin frowned. "Do I have to stay in the nursery? With the the babies?"
“Darling, you’re four years old—”
“Almost five!”
Phoebe's lips quirked. There was a wealth of interest and empathy in the gaze she bent on her small son. “You may stay in my room, if you like,” she offered.
The child was appalled by the suggestion.
“I can’t sleep in your room,” he said indignantly.
“Why not?”
“People might think we were married!”
West concentrated on a distant spot on the floor, struggling hold back a laugh. When he was able, he took a steadying breath and risked a glance at Lady Clare. To his secret delight, she appeared to be considering the point as if it were entirely valid.”
― Lisa Kleypas, Devil's Daughter