Humour Funny Quotes

“He bent down so I could hear him over the music. "What are you doing here?" he asked with a hard tone.

Okay. Not the best first line. Something like, you look beautiful, have my babies would have been a little bit better.”
― R.S. Grey, Scoring Wilder

“She just sent out the last group of demon grunts for the night,” he told us casually.
“Good,” Drake sighed getting up and dusting himself off.
Isaiah stared at him oddly and pointed, “what’s up with your face?”
“I don’t want to talk about it,” the one-eyed demon retorted. Already uptight by the presence of the black angel. Without more words to share, Drake passed him with a rough shove.”
― Narni, Black Angel: They've been waiting...

“When life gives you noodles, fork it!”
― Chanmiki Laloo