Humurous Quote Quotes

“Why would you come to Italy to see Spanish steps? That's like going to China for Mexican food, isn't it?”
― Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.”
― Rodney Dangerfield

“Light sockets, vacuum cleaners, that general diameter, the minute it gets invented, some genius finds a way to put their johnson into it.”
― Thomas Pynchon, Shadow Ticket

“I don't have a hot date. I don't even have a lukewarm date.”
― Sarah Morgan, Miracle on 5th Avenue

“world is full of evils and angels never think about them just think about the company you have”
― kashvi khandelwal

“Overall, she seems to be doing well for her age, but she looks like one of those dried apple dolls and my nursing gut tells me she is one good sneeze away from a rapid response team.”
― Annelise Ryan, Board Stiff